Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Ode To My Dishwasher
Oh dishwasher, my very best friend.
Your shiny silver cover reminds me of a Volvo I once knew.
I love putting my dirty dishes on your top and bottom shelves.
Push a button and come back, how easy is that.
Once filthy dishes have been made clean.
You have cut my kitchen time in half with your wash cycle.
You have made my dishes pretty and pristine with your dry cycle.
A new found love for cooking I have discovered, and its all because of you.
I make a mess with my pots and pans...
Then turn them over to your trustworthy hands.
My counters are no longer cluttered with dirty dishes.
Hepatitis no longer lives on my silverware.
No more wet shirts from standing over a soapy sink.
Yes, my sweet, my precious, my love, you have made my life sweeter.
It is a pleasure to call you my friend.