And lest you think...

That I have done nothing today, I will fill you in.
I started laundry
I called my sister and my niece since today is Summers 4th Bday.
I went grocery shopping.
I went to Hallmark and bought a Bday card for my Nana.
I went to Old Navy and returned Lana's pants that were too big.
I went through the Taco Bell drive thru.
I went to Lifeway.
I came home and typed my ridiculus Blog of Why's.
I put away groceries.
I switched laundry.
I started more laundry
I went to my room and I threw out 16 pairs of shoes, and 2 large trash bags full of clothes.
I pretended that Stacey and Clinton were in my room with me laughing at my wardrobe and pulling things out of my arms and throwing them into the trash.
I parted with things I didn't want to part with, and kept things that I should part with but just can't yet.
I switched and started more laundry.
I checked my email and laughed hysterically at Charlines responses to all of my whys.
I wondered when she started reading my blog, and how many other people read my blog and have never made a comment but are secretly laughing at me when they see me, and also now think that I am the craziest person in the world.

Still to do:
Wash the dishes that didn't wash themselves.
Fold and put away laundry.
Feed the children.
Bathe myself because my hair is very greasy.

Now you know...and knowing is half the battle!